Dina Lohan is "The White Oprah"

Dina Lohan is famous, because her daughter, Linday Lohan, is famous. That reason and that reason alone. If her daughter wasn't a big star, she would probably be selling her wares at a truck stop. She feels that because her daughter has success, she should also. Ugh, typical stage mom trash. She's currently trying to shop around a talk show and believes she's "the white Oprah", because her friends are always coming to her with their issues.

Dina said: "I love to talk." "I have a talk show in the works. I would host it and co-produce it. It's a good heartwarming show. It's nothing trashy. We're not going to follow dates to bars and see what happens, or anything like that. But it's a girl-empowered, woman show. I would only do something that would help other people, because that's just who I am and how I was raised. I think the public would listen to me before someone who doesn't live it - you need someone who lives it."

What is wrong with these people?! Dina Lohan pretends to care about her daughter, but she only cares about herself. She talks about Lindsay, because it keeps her in the press. If she really cared, she'd try to get her daughter off the drugs. Dina is a piece of trash and always will be. Even the residue on her tampon doesn't have 1/10th of Oprah's talent.

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